johnthecraptist
JohntheCraptist
johnthecraptist

I'm still angry that it wasn't renewed. I will never let it go. HBO will always be dead to me.

Yep. Former Angeleno to former Angeleno, fuck every last one of these people.

The only—ONLY—reason I clicked on this article was because of the Valerie Cherish reference. Laura Beck, marry me.

To be fair, I only saw the pilot (and loathed it) but this Khan person seems very, very dumb to me. A modern-day Holly Golightly? Groundbreaking. Practically the only comedic female characters we ever see anymore are variations on the Holly Golightly theme. There's the Manic Pixie Dream Girl, and Holly Golightly,

For me, it's Totino's Pizza Rolls. All the Totino's Pizza Rolls ;)

So THIS is why I still love vile, disgusting garbage food even though I know better now! But seriously, this shit is so, so true. Ugh.

Hey thanks. There seems to be good stuff on the horizon, so I'm optimistic. I just gotta hang in there. Enjoy your haircut! You probably deserve it! :)

That about sums it up.

"Growing up poor messes with your head" — Boy did you say a mouthful. I grew up somewhere between broke and poor—we bounced between the two, though I'm fortunate that the broke stints lasted much longer than the poor ones. Regardless, it has totally fucked up my relationships with money, food and anything material.

This is dead-fucking-on. I've been both, and have waffled between them about a hundred million times in my 34 years. There is definitely a difference, and this sums it up to the letter.

I've always liked Lindy West's definition: If you got arrested, do you have anyone you can call to bail you out of jail? If yes, you're broke. If no, you're poor.

In re: Madonna and hella schools in Malawi.

This is why the fact that this show was even conceived, let alone aired, has always fucking infuriated me. WTF, MTV.

The onus to inform queen honeybee is on queen honeybee. The facts she has no grasp of but still feels entitled to pontificate upon are readily available by simply Googling "why should I get a flu shot."

Wow. You're really ignorant. Before you go on some self-righteous tangent, maybe Google a thing for Christ's sake.

I hate this show and do not care for Lena Dunham's work by and large... But this is totally genius and now I want to give "Girls" season two a chance. So, you win, Lena.

Hmm. Gay man here and...I'm not even sure precisely what lines in the sand the author is drawing, so my reaction might be off base. That said, this attitude is, to me, precisely what is wrong with gay bars and gay culture. The preponderant idea seems to be that gay bars are for finding sex and for finding sex only—the

I went to this too! Except I was 22 and had just graduated college and it was my going-away present before moving to LA from my then-girlfriend who is now my best friend because I'm a homosexual.

I went to this too! Except I was 22 and had just graduated college and it was my going-away present before moving to LA from my then-girlfriend who is now my best friend because I'm a homosexual.

I went to this too! Except I was 22 and had just graduated college and it was my going-away present before moving to LA from my then-girlfriend who is now my best friend because I'm a homosexual.