I went to this too! Except I was 22 and had just graduated college and it was my going-away present before moving to LA from my then-girlfriend who is now my best friend because I'm a homosexual.

I went to this too! Except I was 22 and had just graduated college and it was my going-away present before moving to LA from my then-girlfriend who is now my best friend because I'm a homosexual.

My favorite DC moment is my aunt saying to me in college, "Have you heard this new song—I just LOVE it—it goes ladies leave your man at home, and then, I don't know, I can never understand when black girls sing."

My favorite DC moment is my aunt saying to me in college, "Have you heard this new song—I just LOVE it—it goes ladies leave your man at home, and then, I don't know, I can never understand when black girls sing."

My favorite DC moment is my aunt saying to me in college, "Have you heard this new song—I just LOVE it—it goes ladies leave your man at home, and then, I don't know, I can never understand when black girls sing."

My favorite DC moment is my aunt saying to me in college, "Have you heard this new song—I just LOVE it—it goes ladies leave your man at home, and then, I don't know, I can never understand when black girls sing."

How the fuck is Jared Leto 41? When did that happen? That makes me approximately 496 and I want to kill myself. (I also legit thought those gents were in their 60s. IDK what is wrong with me.) At any rate, point being—he's still a completely different type than Dafoe/Goldblum due to the age different, so Lilo's…

I'm sorry I keep re-commenting but this Slate woman's whole thesis is really chapping my ass. Her argument, that since the school of hard knocks produces the best lessons facilitating the school of hard knocks is the best parenting scenario, is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard. Yes, I learned some very, very…

"Rich kids get the encouragement and poor ones get the grit, and that one without the other gets no one very far."

Firstly, those replacement pieces are fucking stupid and have nothing to do with the Roaring 20s and everything in the entire universe is shit.

Look, I don't want to be all, "My experience is monolithic and speaks for everyone's experience" but being raised by a single mom, in my case, sucked a giant bag of dicks. And this only partially has to with the fact that my mom is not a very good mom.

First thing I thought of too! Oh, heddy coos. They were the highlight of my Haggis Excursion (look them up if you're ever in Scotland) in college—specifically, two highland cattle brothers name Hamish and Henry that were very fond of Hobnobs tea biscuits, which they would eat out of your hand. Sigh.

WTF? Notifying people they're not invited is crass and mean. Just don't invite them, and leave it at that unless/until they contact you asking if they're invited. Why the fuck is this topic even a thing?

"Teenagers" was awesome. First of all, you got to dress up like either Madonna (or a Madonna wannabe, at least) or Michael Jackson. Second, you had conversations "on the phone" (a banana, stapler, shoe, any long object that could be held to the face) about "homework" especially "Algebra," which, I was informed, was "a…

I totally did the paperclip thing. This was for a game the neighbor girl and I played called, simply, "Teenagers."

Just wanted to stop by to say that my favorite thing about pit bulls is when you're giving 'em love and they just like collapse all their weight onto you and you're like "uurrrrrgghhhh so heavy with loovvvvee-uh." At least, my friend's pitties do that. BEST.

Right? I'd welcome Engler back with open arms if it meant getting rid of this fucktard.

I hate cats. They are worst. But goddammit ... Lil Bub! I mean!

Oh God this just makes me sick. I had no idea. This is heartbreaking.

Huh. I guess I should stop questioning how gay Republicans reconcile choosing an economic philosophy over their own equality by voting for Republicans who actively fight against their civil rights. After all, they're just making a self-actualized *choice* of second-class citizenship, huh?