THANK YOU. In re: your last sentence. They: "Why do you ALWAYS talk about the worst-case scenario." I: "Because NOT acknowledging the worst-case scenario sets you up to end up in the worst-cast scenario and the worst-case scenario doesn't negate the best-cast scenario you goddamn Pollyanna dipshit."

*gives black power fist pump*

Just do what I do: get laid off earlier in the fall so that you're so destitute by December you're considering taking your friends in Chicago up on their offer to take up a collection to fly you to their city to completely start your life over because everything's gone tits up. Not only will you feel too shitty to…

Caveat to the Legos are sculptures to be dusted thing:

Wow, for someone who's clearly never produced you certainly have a lot of opinions about it. Soft skills, huh? Fuck off.

I remain unconvinced that Eddie Redmayne is not a cyborg.

"I am at the point where I would KILL A MAN FOR THE NICOTINE UNDER HIS FINGERNAILS."

As a reward for some truly inspired shit-talking, "The New Normal" should be canceled and Ellen Barkin should be put on a television show that is not terrible.

Eew, now see those two creep me the fuck out. Trust me, they aren't interested in you. They're too busy fucking each other.

Eew, this show sounds terrible! I hope they ship it over to the States soon. That new Property Virgins lady is fine and all but I miss Sandra's callousness and ill-fitting outfits like the deserts miss the rain.

Bahahahaha right?! They're all so fucking stupid! (Yes, I realize it's totally fake but as I'm sure you understand that does nothing to lessen the glee.)

I'll never live it down! There was glaze EVERYWHERE! *headdesk*

Only if I get to lock him inside it with me for the rest of my life.

THANK YOU, Lindy. I have wondered about this for years. I HAVE had fruitcake, back in the 80s when this anti-fruitcake joke still fairly fresh, when my aunt sent me one as a joke, and it was, like, whatever. I'm totally indifferent to it. But, to your point, I am also literally the only person I've ever known in my…

"If there's gonna be a Black History Month there should be a White History Month." —Britton Delizia

Eh, woulda been better if this had been "Property Virgins" and Sandra Rinomato came in and dashed their hopes to pieces by informing them that their dream castle is actually four shillings AND a fine fat goose and they'll need to rejigger their price point.

"it basically said the the thousands of people who legitomatly have to live like this don't have valid and reasonable voices."

My best friend and business partner is from WV... I can only imagine how thrilled she'll be by this show. UGH.

I legit appreciate this, as even though it's literally this simple, I've never known how. (The fact that I could/should have just Googled the how-to is not to be mentioned.)

Dammit, his whole site is 404'd. I'm sick in bed and all I want to read this ridiculous bullshit! (And also a pizza, but my acct's overdrawn.) *stamps foot*