Whereas it makes me think that if Jesus is going to put his seed on my body, I'd rather it were on my face, otherwise he's wasting my time.

Can't. Won't.

Ah yes, but in my experience (having grown up in a batshit crazy holy roller speaking in tongues fucking nonsense weirdo evangelical church) most evangelical Christians believe that even passive, disinterested listening to scripture "plants seeds" in a person's "heart" that someday will "blossom" into spiritual…

God I fucking hate cats.

Just for the record, this delightful Cara Delevingne person looks EXACTLY like Victoria Beckham.

Ah yes, just as I predicted, my ancestral Finland is as unemotional as Western Europe gets according to this map. Good ol' stoic, private, why-discuss-our-feelings-when-we-could-just-eat-this-herring-while-beating-each-other-with-these-birch-branches-in-this-sauna Finland.

I mean no disrespect or mitigation to the topic at hand when I state that I have always found Good Guy Greg unbelievably hot, and I do believe he is my soulmate. Good night.

I seriously care about none of this except the phrase "I would of rather gave the money." What the actual fuck. Are people really this stupid? Read that phrase word by word and explain to me how it makes any sense. I *would have* rather *given*, you fucking dumbshit.

Deal. Except I'm totally still going to watch gay porn sometimes. Because I can't not.

Yeah, it was ... legitimately upsetting. I dunno. This is one of those issues that, being a gay man and a feminist inasmuch as a man can be a feminist, I have a really hard time with, because I can never discern where the line is between being sex positive, and ignoring potentially dangerous or at least consequential…

Rider Strong used to go to my gym when I lived in LA. I found him as hot as an adult as I did as a tween, albeit in a different way.

Come on now. I'm not challenging your thesis by any means, but comparing the success of "Lincoln" to "The Iron Lady" and calling it sexism is hamfisted at best. "Lincoln" is a much more "accessible" big-budget spectacle (albeit a prestige one) about an American (not British) figure almost universally cherished (as…

Agreed. This is totally anecdotal, so grain of salt. As a gay man I have a very limited body of experience with straight porn, right? A few years ago I hooked up with a guy who had a straight porn fetish. Fine, not my bag, but whatever, right? I was so shocked by this movie that I could not concentrate or even stay…

As a lifelong Madonna fan, I endorse this, and request that we stop it with the Gaga-is-the-new-Madonna nonsense. Gaga is the new Grace Jones, if anything, maybe, on a good day (though bish can sing, credit where credit's due).

I'm going to just such a wedding in April—primarily to gawk, if I'm honest. I'll let you know.

I am so, so glad I decided to vehemently refuse to participate in Christmas gift-giving five years ago (except for, like, the three people in my life who mean the world to me). IMH-but-accurate-O, it's a 100% stupid tradition unless you have the sort of disposable income that allows you to purchase/give the sorts of…

Reminds me of a linguistics class about grammar acquisition I took in college wherein we watched/discussed studies about babies' knowledge of grammar that also used puppets and was also adorable (and also, fascinatingly, proved pretty conclusively that grammar is also innate, and vocabulary is learned).

Hmm. I feel like I've stumbled into the only place on the internet where the default reaction to Madonna is not knee-jerk hatred. I feel like I just got home. (See what I did there?)

I think we've all learned something important here: if your vagina stinks, your husband will cheat on you, and it will be your fault because your vagina stinks. (CC: Holly Petraeus).

THANK YOU. Keanan. Also, I think of Stacy Keach. But mostly Keanan. I wonder what she's up to nowadays? My guess is she's a weirdo evangelical Christian with 432 kids like Lisa Whelchel from "Facts of Life."