@jianna: Right? It looks like a pencil drawing for a comic strip lady. Piss poor.

@shugerkooky: You would if you had her surgeon :)

@materialgirl: I think it's that one leg is in a stocking and the other isn't...black being slimmer, white making things appear fuller, etc.

@lboogienator: I thought the same thing.

Thanks for playing, all, but there's no beating the Ken story. Jesus bicycling Christ.

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God this show was awful. And the incessant music is just as annoying in short YouTube clip form as it was on the teevee back then. Also, I'm 142 years old.

@zslane: True, but the other half of the story is that places like Phoenix are infrastructurally built for heat that intense. We here in the Northeast, or the Midwest, are not. Air conditioning isn't a matter of course in private buildings and residences, buildings aren't sufficiently ventilated, and here in New York,…

@gigi.laroux007: Well there's got to be some kind of drama with the Aiden thing. It could just be a red herring, of course, but there was either some footage floating around these interwebs or something in one of the trailers (I forget) that suggested some sort of "Oh noes! Me and Big maybe aren't happy, I can haz…

@Rosa cheia de axé: Well, @allib84, for starters, we could make the "path to citizenship" less expensive and less convoluted. When you learn the hoops people have to jump through to become a citizen—particularly those of the economic variety—this whole illegal immigrant thing makes a ton more sense. In my experience,…

@Rosa cheia de axé: Yes, this. When I lived in LA, I worked in a luxury apt building that of course employed tons of illegals as maintenance and security workers. I befriended one of them, a woman named Rosa (oddly enough), and I asked her why she chose to remain illegal instead of becoming a citizen. I came away…

@helechoanarquista: From Webster's Dictionary: "irony: the use of words to express something other than and especially the opposite of the literal meaning." Are you asserting that this person is actually suggesting literally burning these women like witches?

@atlasspanked: Offensive language or no, the point still stands: you all should be vastly more offended by this film and everyone involved therein than this dude's ironic use of "slurs." Forest, trees, etc.

@gigi.laroux007: How quickly we forget that the first one was nothing more than a 150-min. Vogue advertorial. OF COURSE IT'S A 2-HR. TOGA PARTY.

Holy shit. This.

Sounds like I'm late to the party here, but everyone needs to watch "Lovely and Amazing." If you can get through that movie without A—crying and B—cackling aloud at Catherine Keener, you are a cyborg and I distrust you.

@Katharsis: Seriously, "Lovely and Amazing" is just plain and simple one of my favorite movies ever. I'm a tar-hearted bastard, and that shit makes me cry like whut.

Oh AJ Hammer, you'll always have a special place in my heart as the first man I ever masturbated to.

There's a vagina dentata teeth grinding joke in here somewhere...

HOW. EFFING. DARE YOU NOT INCLUDE THIS ONE.