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This...made me laugh out loud.

Too bad someone didn’t give him a Third Reich in the kisser.

Spencer did nazi that coming....

This makes me extremely uncomfortable. A few months ago we were talking about how dangerous it was for Trump to be questioning the legitimacy of our democratic process, and how it undermined our entire system of peaceful power transition.

a) Hillary had *zero* experience in health care or health management prior to her appointment to redesign national health care.

b) So...Nepotism is okay so long as you think the appointee is qualified?

This is a little incomplete because you don’t mention raising capital gains taxes, specifically, which is what comprises a huge portion of the wealthy’s income. It makes no sense to tax a salaried worker at a higher rate than someone who collects income from a stock portfolio.

I think you mean the “Exxon-Mobil Red Bull Why America is Awesome” textbooks of the future.

Not just quietly, secretly. Unannounced, behind closed doors, with no roll call or record of votes, on a national holiday, under the wire so there was no time to fight against it. A secret vote to give them explicit control over investigations into their own misdeeds. A decision that keeps them from being accused of…

Sessions is, naturally, anti-abortion and opposed to marriage equality because of his deeply-held family values.

Sigh. He won the vote.

The truth is nearly a million more Americans wanted someone else to be their president.

Who needs standards anymore, amirite?!

Thanks again, millennials, for ruining absolutely everything!

Huh? Silver was consistently attacked for weeks because his win probability for Clinton was “way too low”. He comes out of this looking way way better than nearly every other statistician (after consistently being horribly wrong for 15 months, but hey).

Yeah, he’s a weird scapegoat in this saga. Flash back a week and a half ago and there were people all over the internet (including on this family of websites) writing pieces about how he was being way too bullish about Trump’s chances. Now, we’re blaming him for not being bullish enough...

So he should change his name to Nate Bronze? Lowering the bar seems to really resonate with the people these days, amirite?

I’m hoping that as their only policy plans so far have been to “Drain the swamp!” President-elect Dipshit decides “Well we’re going to keep things as Obama had them for a while until we can figure out what we’re doing...” and then every member of his cabinet and constituency dies of rage stroke.