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They should throw the ball to him on every down, like a bad parent who catches their kid smoking a cigarette and makes him finish the whole pack. "So you like passes, eh? Well, HAVE ALL THE PASSES IN THE WORLD!"

Thank you for passing this along, Doctor!

1. Life has been too busy since I took over as EIC to record an episode. It'll be back soon. Sorry for the delay—I haven't been doing much of anything but working and sleeping the past two weeks.
2. I would love that, but probably not, if I'm being realistic. See above comment

I agree, but I'm obliged to leave it text-only. All I can say is this: In the intro to the piece, I didn't detail all of the PR negotiations that went into this interview (none of them involving Nathan himself, who in fact was considerate enough to stop the interview at one point to make sure I was getting clear

Tell your roommate the A.V. Club likes him too.

I misheard the line "Ordered this kit of recipe cards" as "Ordered her this kit of recipe cards." The error has been fixed. Settle down, not everything needs to be a culture war.

Close! Judge Ann Cusack.

I hate it too. Working on it

How cool—have fun!

The Patriots are "my team," but I follow and enjoy a bunch of teams. I want the Raiders to be good; the league is more fun when they're doing well.

I think they're hilarious. I'll take their loud, goofy ego battles over the heavy-lidded harrumphing of Berman and Jackson any day. I don't really need deeply insightful commentary late Sunday night—I've already followed the games throughout the day, and I'll have my own thoughts on what went down. I like that Irvin

I'll follow up on this. Thanks MCT.

I started cracking up at ELLO ELLO! and did not stop

You are a Block & Tackle hero for 1. knowing this and 2. making me aware of it.

From what I gather reading nerdy football official blogs like Football Zebras ( http://www.footballzebras.com ), Hochuli is pretty well respected among his fellow flag-throwers. He's been around a long time, he calls games with confident authority, and he's cut. You can see why officials would dig him.

Ha! Alas, returning an extra-point try actually counts for two points, unless you were referring to something else that I missed?

Maybe the Dolphins will kick ass in London this Sunday, and we can have a GIF of sad British Jets fans to keep the chain going.

That bit was poorly worded; I've fixed it now. Thank you Sludge!

Oops, damn it. It wasn't an intentional lie, I promise. Sorry about that, and thanks for the sharp eyes, A Oned!

That's pretty much how it went down, LakeNeuron, although Fox was actually interested in trying to get Arsenio back for a longer commitment, but by the time they came to that realization, he had other obligations that made it impossible. It's a confusing 13-week stretch in late night history that got condensed a bit