Only FIVE gallons? Man you got ripped off

Oh man I loved the moment with the box, too. It happened so suddenly—just a twitch reaction for Virginia. Perfect.

Yeah, the Colts horseshoe really gets mangled. Just not a well-thought-out treatment of team logos all around.

Nah, I'm with you. They're looking like a fun team.

A simile is a metaphor, though—it's just a very inclusive award so nobody's feelings get hurt

Thanks, Chuck, this has been fixed. Good spot!

I dig the left-facing eagle, and I explained why in a column last year … [Googles] … http://www.avclub.com/artic… (the Rams-Eagles preview)

Oops, durr. Good looking out, SAAC, thank you!

Oh definitely, those are rough. The 49ers black unis are alternates, so I didn't consider them here, but you will probably be pleased to read my comments on them in last week's column: http://www.avclub.com/artic…

Yeah, that's one reason I'm in the minority that likes it. The mix of matte and gloss is so weird and pretty to me

I still think the horns are the crowning glory, but you're right, the matte finish looks sweet.

I didn't know about that, I'll definitely check it out

I think it's just a holdover from the late-'90s/early-'00s era in uni design where the way to look more menacing was to add more black, and then some more after that. I agree, it is not a flattering look, and I heartily approve of your stripe scheme.

Love it. It's a head-shaped Halloween costume for football players

I needed pencil and paper to parse that one, and a slide rule for some reason

Jeez I had no idea this column had spawned so many fantasy leagues

You know, I'd settle for a law that simply banned the dreaded score-commercial-kickoff-commercial sequence.

Hey everyone, if you're seeing pre-roll ads on the video clips, my apologies. That shouldn't be happening, and the tech crew is working on it.

Yeah, I'm sorry about the 6FU reviews. I'm going to leave you hanging a little while longer. My summer got a bit swallowed up by two big development projects that I would love to talk about but can't, yet. They will be really cool if they come to fruition. I haven't forgotten about 6FU, though, and in fact I feel…

I know everyone hates them, but I actually think those helmets are cool.