Oh wow, I love this. I'm so glad you guys got a league together! Two, no less!

Thanks, Hobbes! We just keep tabs on performers who are coming through Chicago and reach out to them if we think they'd be good for the game. Some people have no interest, naturally, but others are into the idea of doing something other than the standard junket interview. Those are my kind of people.

Sharp eyes, ADPS, thank you! This has been fixed.

Well, I had a good run.

Oh please, what a horseshit comment. Obviously the right-only scrolling is a Freudian construction that represents Mario's inability to regress to the oral stage from the anal. I mean DUH.

Did you play Mario or Luigi?

Great point, DL! I love the way you talk about the universe of the game vs. the kingdom. Haunting.

The Chargers have a great look, too, definitely. And yeah, the Falcons' modern uniforms are a real bummer. But the throwbacks are so very pretty. I agree, just pull the trigger and turn back the uni clock!

Hmm, I bet that would look pretty cool. Maybe throw some gold stripes in there on the shoulders and pants too. Stripes always help.

Sometimes for the last couple of picks, I'm so tired of trying to game out what I think the actual final score will be that I just pick a winner and plug in a final score that amuses me on some level. I'm about as accurate either way, which is to say, 100 percent accurate.

Yeah that sword isn't going to do shit!

Steve?? Is that you?

I think it got a laugh in part because everybody remembers the Steve Jobs anti-stylus tirade that I posted in the piece. (And also because it sounds so silly, obviously.)

From what I gather, an upcoming software update will enable Apple Music support on existing Apple TVs, but you're right that there hasn't been clear confirmation of this, which is annoying.

What an eloquent and kind reply. No apology necessary; I wasn't really reacting to you so much as projecting onto you, which is my bad. You are a scholar and a gentleman, SCL!

Ugh, we have to PAY the hobo??

Oh, definitely, I have no beef with Dikachu asking folks to fill him in, and SCL's comment was perfectly benign as well. Honestly I was just stressed and got a little bitchy is all.

Man, I fucking love the commenters, and I feel really bad when I get a little salty with you guys. Oh well, I'm human. Thanks for being so understanding!

I sincerely apologize for offending you, and I'm sorry that amending my remarks removed the context for your comment, but if it's any consolation, I think that only makes it better.

Fair enough, I removed the second paragraph. I was a bit aggro because rehashing this same conversation all the time gets a bit aggravating, but I don't want to upset anyone. Apologies for the tone.