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I’mma name some guys who are/were awesome and look like they shouldn’t be:

Bocce. The best. Can play anywhere. Has strategy and skill. Can play while drinking.

Bocce. The best. Can play anywhere. Has strategy and skill. Can play while drinking.

Even better, and easier...Alton Brown’s Cacio e Pepe.

Chik-fil-a and Utah.

marchman what the fuck 

Would you say, given his past injuries, that a performance like this, I don’t know, brought him up out of the grave?

Dennis, don’t take this the wrong way, but your picture looks like if the “Ancient Aliens” meme guy and John C Reilly had a kid.

I feel like this is a good sentiment but you give terrible examples.

Here is a sneak peak of JPP in a Bucs jersey:

Jose Ortiz

Jim Les.

Despite the accusations, this list is not an excuse to troll Pluto, which as New Horizons showed us is unexpectedly awesome. But it’s not a planet. (I enjoyed and recommend this book about it.)

Very impressive. Every time I try to imitate college I end up unspeakably lit and lose a shoe.

Anyway, this is Good. The Celtics were already the barren Eastern Conference’s only real threat to push the Cavaliers in any somewhat serious way, and they just got stronger today.

A few stray observations.

Puck hitting goal post on your teams goal is best sound

Ping of the puck going off the post woulda been my number one. When I played I almost liked hitting the post as much as actually scoring.

Fuck this drawing. Alan Rickman is NOT Severus Snape.