This is one of those things that I’ve always wondered but been too lazy to investigate. Thanks!

This is outstanding. I’m actually genuinely thrilled for this and hope that he has a long, long career running the Lakers.

Deadspin: This just in, imperfect human lived imperfect life. Jesus Christ.

Exactly. AND Jerry World tends to host a big college football game the first week of the season (and a bowl game). He’d lose out on quite a bit of money if the NFL and NCAA said goodbye to the state of Texas.

How weird would it be for Jerry Jones and Bob McNair to run ads opposing the bill? Not because they care for the people being oppressed, of course, but because they wouldn’t get to be part of the NFL Owners Dick Measuring Contest anymore.

I’m fairly certain Jerry Jones is going to rip Abbott’s spine out of his body like some Mortal Kombat move if he’s told he can’t host another Super Bowl.

Eh, I prefer these  calls in football

Sucks how much money he will make, but will be glad to have him out of baseball.

Somewhere Rob Deer is pondering why the Brewers let him walk. Just kidding, Rob Deer never knew what a walk was.

“We only believe in sex among the unwilling and unpaid.”

DENMAKR is a dating app that describes itself as being “for Bob Villa types.”

Yeah, the internet is a pretty sad place sometimes. This is not one of those times :D

Ash78, as a west coast progressive I know we wont see eye to eye on many issues, but you know I am thankful for that. Why? Because my position may not always be the best, and for a complex government like the US with many different people and lands to govern not all policies work for everyone. We need good,…

I’m a Proud Southern Conservative White Guy(TM), but f*ck stereotypes all around. I just wrote my Congresspeople (all Republicans) urging them to stall Trump as much as possible, if not outright oppose him. If you want to reform immigration, great! But if you want to be an authoritarian asshole to everyone as part of…

The headline suggests that he’s the one that called it a “distraction” but I don’t think this is an example of the usual “coach downplays seriousness of a rape because basketball is more important” thing. The reporter ASKED if it was a distraction, and he basically responded, “Yes it is, but the police’s work in…

This headline, while scrupulously accurate, reads kind of clickbaity to me. I rushed in here ready to unload my spiel about the evils of big time college sports and the assholes who coach it, but in the excerpts here Self comes across pretty well, I think. He answers the distraction question in a way that at least…

You had so many good headline options, Samer.

To be fair, the Braves would’ve paid for it themselves, but they wisely gave that money to Dan Uggla instead.

Nothing beat hearing him call a match, particularly when an opponent would take a shot to the “external occipital protuberance.”