Senator (R-Calgary) Ted Cruz bitches about immigrants.

Counterpoint: My dumb conspiracy theory is that Ted Cruz is really just two kids stacked on top of each other.

But not only does MLB want you to believe it was actively investigating this entire time and just forgot to update anyone about any of it

Les Miserables would have been a lot shorter if Jean Valjean would have just explained that he didn’t know the bread was a sentimental item.

20-25 percent of NFL players are able to come back

What activity/task has the biggest disparity between people who think they’re good at it and people who are actually good at it?

The oldest millennials are around mid 30s at most, if you were born in the 70s you’re not a millennial.

Okay, who else read the headline and immediately thought Brooke Shields died?

Your cat would share weed?  Damn, that’s a remarkably generous cat.

I doubt there’s really that much more. Any server both unstable and stupid enough to not only plan the spitting in food but to actually put it on paper is the special kind of idiot that gets set off by the tiniest non-issues.

It’s also worth noting that the Bohemian is an explicitly European-themed spot with a predominantly white clientele, in a predominantly white neighborhood, and the customer is an African-American man. The “more to the story” might just end in an “-ism.”

Circle Back In Temecula, Where We Can Take This Offline

“Can Boston somehow also lose?” - Everyone else

Three MLB games? I thought the doubleheader was against the Orioles.

Here’s the thing: the NBA’s anthem controversy happened over twenty years ago. Criticizing the NBA in 2018 for its 1996 response is like saying, “Lincoln claimed to be against slavery, but he wouldn’t even send his kids to school with black children!” The context of the day matters; NFL teams would have swiftly…

People need to remember that the rest of the saying “a few bad apples” is “spoil the bunch.”

I often see white parents with obviously adopted black children, I’d call the police but they’d probably arrest the kids.

I’m seriously hoping for a typo. Intentionally misgendering someone is both a low move and adds to the idea that ‘she = lesser’

I’m trying to figure out if the “She’s” in the title is a typo or some type of joke at Don Jr.’s expense.

also, sammartino’s wrestling style was very reflective of the era. accusing him of not wrestling like the hardys or aj styles is like wondering why the hell the browns kept handing off to jim brown instead of airing it out.