I love that celebration and hope no one got hurt.

I can absolutely imagine Guy Fieri driving a modern Challenger.

Between this and the Deadmau Purrari thing, it makes me wish I was rich just so I could buy a Ferrari and troll their delicate sensibilities.

Everything that happened before she said no was done without consent, so yes. Assault.

At the top of a beanstalk. Also they are required to add “FOFUM” to the end of their name.

It’ll be very interesting to see how the USMNT manages to completely squander his entire prime...

You don’t drive a HD unless you need it.

You tried to mow your own lawn?

A-Rod just wanted someone else to eat the outside of the cake first, since he only prefers the centaur pieces.

Although that might be a bit optimistic.

Mustangs and Vettel are somewhat similar in that they both like to run into shit.

My wife commutes in her RS and she won’t have it any other way :) Granted the commute is short (in town, no freeway). She won’t let go of that speed now that she has it.

Yeah, I clicked in expecting some Direzza ZIII vs. RE-71 vs. Rival 1.5 action, not this glorified all-season bullshit.

I say this genuinely, not as a hipster — how long have you read Deadspin?

I’m not a big Barstool guy and always prefer to read Deadspin, but...

It is imperative that you stay true to your religious beliefs so that God will allow your unvaccinated children into heaven

So here’s my Perot story:

“I think Elon Musk is a brilliant man, no doubt there,”

DON’T YOU FORCE YOUR SO-CALLED TRADITIONS ON ME!