Mary Poppins Returns is pretty solid, but I can’t say that this particular Straight White Cis Upper Middle Class Voluntarily Procreative European-American Male* would have enjoyed it as much without the kids. Mrs. Krasinski was great, as was Lin-Manuel Miranda, whose cockney accent easily surpasses Dick Van Dyke’s…

Neutral: Well, if every other carmaker has it right, then the first step for BMW should be to make a mid-sized truck.

What’s with all the pseudo moralizing about accident videos all of a sudden?

Any one have a video of the crash?

Suki is Devon Aoki, Steve Aoki’s sister, and daughter of the guy who started Benihana.

Alex “Doughboy” Van Pelt took “serviceable and cheap” and made an 11-year NFL career as a backup QB and an ongoing (currently 13-year) NFL career as a quarterbacks coach, and likely has way fewer physical/mental problems as a result of riding the bench or standing on the sideline for the vast majority of that. He’s…

If my co workers were in a salary litigation I wouldn’t comment either. Also, did you consider your status as a blogger for Deadspin probably doesn’t warrant a response?

Oh no! You might have the *option* to buy an electric vehicle! You might have the *option* to produce your own power with solar on your house. You might have cheaper cleaner electricity from your utility!

Found the guy fucking with Korey’s car.

The reviews of this book are one of the internets finest treasures

She flew to Paris, checked into a hotel and had him meet her in his room.

Former MLB pitcher.  Hip replacement ended his career at 40.

Clearly they are mistaken about this being a Motor Home.

To steal and paraphrase an oft-used line from a blog about home repair and historical restoration I like to read, it’s not good because it’s old, but it’s as old as it is, because it’s good.

Like, like, but not, like, like like. Y’know? Pass me a multiple-choice note during math class, we’ll straighten it out.

Oh no, I get it. It is just a very poorly written sentence. Thanks for the hand holding though, first time in years! Does this mean you like like me?

Since you apparently need your hand held through this very complex thought:

Damn they only gave Liverpool 2 points for that win?? Who knew!

Look, I come to Deadspin for (among other things) the righteous takedowns of media outlets and figures for their hypocrisy and bullshit... but I kinda think you’re looking for something to get angry about here and missing the point.