"All right Ms. Li, let me make sure I have this straight. You took my
daughter's poster from her, altered its content, exhibited it against
her will and are now threatening discipline because you claim she
defaced her own property which you admit to stealing?

Yeah, no shit - they changed the episode title from "The F Word" to just "Fail", which is some serious couldn't-get-a-pin-up-their-collective-asshole-with-a-sledgehammer levels of uptight.

Nope:

Me neither - they said I would just pick through and eat the Abreva-flavored marshmallows and leave the rest.

I ate those Nintendo Cereal System cereals twice as a kid, and there is no real difference between the two. The "fruit" Mario Bros and the "berry" Zelda cereals taste exactly the same (sugary sawdust and disappointment, with delusions of Trix grandeur), it's just that the Zelda cereal bits are colored more in red and…

Try previously.tv - it's essentially TWOP2, even founded by the same people.

Yeah, the last time I had Chick-fil-A it was on my company's dime, and I didn't feel great about it afterward, although it had nothing to do with the quality of the food, which is great. Bastards.

In Taco HELL, where they belong.

The Culver's Double Deluxe Butterburger with bacon is my go-to for fast food, although I have to say the DQ near my house makes a damn tasty cheeseburger too.

They used to be a favorite food of Julia Child, then she gave an interview years ago where she bemoaned the quality of them going down once they stopped frying them in beef fat and switched to whatever-the-hell trans-fat-free crap they use today.

Ah, I missed a lot of that season. I got as far as that ridiculous team set-up, then Pandora got eliminated first and I kind of lost my enthusiasm, like, that instant.

About time someone did Mae West for the Snatch Game - now if we can just get a Bea Arthur and a Grace Jones in there, I'll be thrilled. And if we can put a moratorium on drag queens impersonating other drag queens for this challenge, that'd be great. There's something half-assed about that. I also wish the queens…

Garnish with bacon and it's a Hamlet!

No judgment - my freshman year in college I was drinking cheap raspberry schnapps poured in cans of Country Time lemonade and smoking Djarums.

Gin goes great with all citrus.

I'm not sure if I should give the video a downvote on YouTube for the game being an astounding piece of suck, or upvote it to give props to the guy who had the intestinal fortitude to play the beshitted thing all the way through.

I know Gyro Man's weapon works against him, but that weapon is slow as hell and only takes 1 bar of energy off. Beat makes the fight incredibly easy, and if you get a rhythm down Beat will actually follow Wily to the spot where he appears next.

I can't say that Mega Man X7 is the worst, because I made the mistake of playing Mega Man X6 which pretty much killed any enthusiasm I had left for the "X" franchise to the point where I don't even really have a desire to play X8, even though I've heard it was a surprisingly good return to form for the series. So…

I think that was the part where you had to put the gems in a wall in the correct order, and the only way you could discern what the correct order was is if you found one hidden clue in each of the first seven stages (like, "Black is before green but after yellow") that if you put them all together you could logically…

Just read the synopsis on Wikipedia, and man, you aren't kidding about that. That's almost as dumb as "The Bad Seed", which I just realized came out in the same year.