Reading Trump's tweet, for some reason I'm reminded of that scene in "Pee Wee's Big Adventure" where Pee Wee's showing off on his bicycle right before taking a header in front of a bunch of kids, having to get up and dust himself off and petulantly saying "I meant to do that."

If you get to the point where you aren't willing to do a single goddamn thing in order to stop whatever vile, repugnant shit bigots, racists, and misogynists are saying (or worse, doing), then you aren't arguing for tolerance and free speech anymore. You're being a pacifist. You are seeing people being harrassed and…

I can think of nothing that speaks to the utter lack of quality of this film more than the fact that they looked at the Motaro character and decided that Malibu from the original season of AG was the right casting choice to play him.

Someone pointed out to me that whenever she's supposed to be throwing a punch, it's clear that she's just sticking her fist out and the stuntman is running into it and the movie camera was just being moved to trick your eyes, and once that was pointed out I could never unsee it.

No one has ever enjoyed a game of Battletoads.

I remember my mom watching The Empire Strikes Back with us on our VCR at home when I was about four, and my mind being blown by the fact that Darth Vader was Luke's father. She had to repeat herself three or four times and I still just couldn't grasp it, it was that bizarre to me. And also that it was my least…

Crud, then I guess the best one can hope for is that he catches a ball from the prison lacrosse team right in the nose.

Hopefully he's going somewhere where the main forms of currency are a pack of smokes and a shank in the eye.

This is a complete no brainer.

I love that book - I just made the shredded chicken and fresh herb salad from that a few weeks ago, and then I made it again immediately afterwards because it was just THAT good.

Seriously, how does that face not have a permanent fist indentation on it? Too much of an improvement?

That was the buy-in for each participant. During the final hand it's remarked there is something like $150 million in the pot. Although now that you mention it, it does seem they'd get better results by assassinating a Powerball winner or something.

Well, they're BFFs with Joe Francis, apparently, which is probably the only time I've ever thought of the Kardashians using the words "How appropriate".

Which is why he should have wound up alongside Laura Prepon's insufferable character. Preferably right at the moment someone dropped a house on her.

I kinda liked the question regarding being alone (diehard loner here), even if he probably wrote that response years ago and has had it saved on his computer for a quick copy-paste for this kind of question.

I like to imagine Gwyneth Paltrow sitting at her laptop eating a Monte Cristo or something unhealthy and unethically farmed and chuckling "dumb bastards" every time she shills something like this.

I was kind of squicked out by her character as Bond's romantic interest because up to that point she was mostly playing high school students in movies. Granted, one of them was "Wild Things" and she was actually in her late 20s at the time, but still.

Not an all-time high, no. But I'd listen to Maud Adams read a phone book.

And he reads like someone who skipped most of them.

Seriously. I mean, I'd vote for him over Trump in a heartbeat, but beyond that I really hate these pushes to get entertainers in public office. This is how we would end up with a Kardashian as First Lady.