Yep - the main plot was kind of lightweight as far as anything happening and seemed to end as soon as it started, nothing moved the season's overarching story forward, and Lana continues to get more shrill and annoying by the week. Mallory continues to rock, though.

Girl still needs to bring it when she goes on stage, like a good queen should. And she is fully capable of bringing it - I never liked her but I can't deny her runway skills were off the charts in season two. That black dress with the insane silver necklace, for example:

Other than Katya, I've never been much of a fan of anything related to season 7, but I have to say out of all the past winners Violet Chachki knocked it the hell out of the park. On the flip side, of all the winners, Tyra Sanchez continues to set new standards in mediocrity.

Wasn't that the very first issue of Nintendo Power ever? It had a clay Mario and Wart on the cover and was the first in-depth coverage of Super Mario Bros. 2 that I saw, plus a feature on getting through the second quest of the Legend of Zelda with that pull-out map (and seriously, how anyone could have found the…

While the fight was going on, I was having the exact same reaction as Cheryl, especially when Mallory threw down. Realizing that Cheryl is my proxy is confusing, to say the least.

My favorite scene when I was younger was always the exchange with Enid Borden, the foul-mouthed landlady:

Have you tried the Devil Summoner games in the SMT series? Those have random encounters but the actual battles take place in an arena-type setting where the fighting is real-time instead of turn-based, you issue commands to the demons you fight with, and you can stop in the middle of the fight to try and negotiate…

Agreed. I'm actually almost finished with a replay of Persona 4 - for both P3 and P4 what I did was play through the first time without a guide, then looked up a "perfect" playthrough guide on GameFAQs and follow that on a second, expert-level playthrough. Frankly, P3 was a lot more fun to play the 2nd time through…

I once joked to a friend of mine that the day I realized I was a grown-up was the day I couldn't sit through ten seconds of any song from the "Rent" soundtrack without thinking "Oh, just get a fucking job, you losers."

I must've missed it - did he say they were latex? It's Krieger, so I just assumed they were made of real skin.

Every time I feel a little sympathetic to Cyril, I remember that Archer is still, to my knowledge, footing a monthly child support bill for wee baby Seamus, who is actually Cyril's kid, and I think it was strongly hinted at that Cyril is aware of this.

Put a smile on my face ten miles wide.

The ending for this episode is some sweet comeuppance for Lana after the shit she pulled in the "Sitting" episode last season. Say hi to Crazy Eyes for me, Lana.

Broadway diva AND massive video game junkie. Be still my heart.

Seriously, the "Random" rule can eat a bag of dicks.

Acid Betty should've done Grace Jones. Actually, I'm kind of disappointed no one's done a Grace Jones impersonation for this challenge yet.

The "In Memoriam" segment at the next Oscars is going to be absolutely brutal, the way the year's going.

This is already better than last season, in that I don't want to kick half of these queens in the prosthetic tits after the first episode. Other than Robbie Turner, the only person who annoyed me was whoever decided it would be a good idea to have those damn lights flashing behind the queens during the entire runway…

I only know drinks because I bought one of those little bartender handbooks and I like to experiment. Usually it's a good thing (come closer,Tom Collins. You too, Negroni), sometimes not. For example, a Caruso cocktail - equal parts gin and dry vermouth. With creme de menthe. Or you can just mix cough syrup with…

No kidding (although I prefer mine with whiskey) - it's amazing to me how this drink is so regional no one outside of Wisconsin seems to know what they are. I went to Las Vegas and pretty much went up and down the Strip with one of those coupon books full of coupons for BOGO drinks at each casino. Every single…