Yeah, so much for all the “it never explodes like that in real life” Mythbusters.  Sorry to have ever doubted you, Michael Bay.  

That… That is just grotesque…

Yes, on a track less than half the length of previous, from a standing start, and with thick Florida air, and people present who would expose any shenanigans.

Does anyone who contributes to this site actually read this site?

Exactly what I was thinking. A company shouldn’t be encouraged to have its employees work on holidays. “Look at all the people coming in today, being open on Christmas Eve is a huge success!”

Maybe they should, oh, I dunno...close on Christmas Eve? Now, instead, the employees are going to be stuck dealing with a bunch of freeloaders that want a free cookie, but don’t actually order anything.

Are they sure there weren’t any Taiwanese people flying kites with their kids in the area?

You’re probably going to fucking die in a flaming mass of splattered flesh and crumpled bones with the jetpack, but it still beats flying with United.