My wife died last year at age 35. (Bear with me, totally not trolling for sympathy.)

Well you finally gave us something that can be considered two-faced.

Kobe - introvert

I can't wait for Coach Kobe to draw up a play at the end of a game where he takes the last shot

So you're going to claim to have some personal knowledge of Shaquille O'Neal's personality, call him two-faced based on your interactions with him, and then not tell us anything about how he's actually two-faced? Come on, if you're gonna gossip and bullshit, at least do it thoroughly,

Fallon and Timerlake are not funny. It has never been funny. It's almost as funny as that time you stayed over at your friend's house in 5th grade and you did a skit for his mom.

That montage of "classic" skits did nothing but remind me of how far the show has fallen. Good god it gets ugly after the Will Ferrell years.

Things got even more awkward when he started cheering "Harden! Harden!"

The cow is perfectly fine. He was checked out on the sidelines and was back in the next series.

Obviously, running a school was something else Deion couldn't tackle...

Finally, a poster involving an FSU athlete that says something other than "WANTED."

"I didn't recognize you, Mr. Wilfork. I'm much shorter than I imagined."

In all fairness, Vince looks less Italian in person.

Right after he said "That's me" Vince should have said "Get your cold cuts!"

"You're down 20 now, homie."

KD's response in turn:

If CP3 doesn't understand that trying to act tough and mad-dogging while getting the shit kicked out of you looks really dumb, maybe this isn't for him.

R.I.P. DJ Screw :(

Jenkins reported that, as Hernandez rubbed her back, head and shoulders, he softly muttered, "There, there, there, there, there". It wasn't until later she realized he was recounting all the places he'd shot her fiancee.

"So that's the way it is in their family."