I believe the main reason Wiggins was traded was because the Cavs/LeBron wanted to win now and not wait for Wiggins to develop.

This is absolutely disgusting.

Your disdain for your readership is apparent. The top-voted comment here is someone saying she understands that it's satire and doesn't find it funny. You don't need to explain it again to us.

It's Kara Brown. She is the biggest joke of Gawker Media.

I personally side with Beane here. There were 500 fans at the Coliseum who expected to see their team's best guy play that day.

Insane. I'd kill to have a coach as successful as Pelini at my program. Why in the world would any college age person want to commit to live four years of their life in Lincoln fucking Nebraska? I wouldn't expect any player to want to do that because they "want to be Huskers." But I expect they'd want to do it if…

our already unhealthy university justice system.

Bret Hart, for me, is the most overrated legend ever. He was a spectacular technician & complete cardboard on the mic. He has the charisma of cottage cheese. If the WWE Hall of Fame had tiers, not only would I put him below the obvious guys (Rock, Austin, Flair, Michaels, Taker, etc), but I'd put him below Mr.…

Jesus, dude. Get over it. It was 17 years ago and you tried to take the top title with you out the door. Of course that was never going to happen.

Things got heated in the locker room afterwards between Kobe and Carlos Boozer. "Pointing at a teammate while someone drives for an easy layup is MY signature move!" said Boozer.

Oh, Drew...Drew, Drew, Drew. If Redskins fans had given up three first round picks and a second round to get Kirk Cousins, Redskins fans would be just as much up his ass as they are RG3's. Racism is a simple card to play, but I have to call bullshit on this one. They bet the franchise on this guy and he's entitled,…

Oh sure, but when RGIII leaves the game in the first quarter it's perfectly fine.

Do you not get the Len Bias reference?

Even if you think Just Mayo should be made to stop using the word "mayo" in their product name

As one of those disgusting people that like mayonnaise I have to say that Hellmanns/Best Foods make the best.

Everybody hates Faried? O, rly? "Particularly Shaw." Or maybe just Brian Shaw. It's stunning that his latest feat of media massage is trying to paint one of the NBA's most energy & effort-driven player's as a lazy & crazy [INSERT EPITHET HERE]. Amazing how those rookie coaches of Team USA (K, Thibs, Monty Williams,…

How about John Oliver? Should he also STFU?

And I would like to tell all of the Rosé critics that they also need to chill!

Shouldn't the Eagles' PR staff have some sort of policy against their players following other teams?

I'm fucking dead serious about punting Shaw. If I was that bad at my job, I wouldn't just expect to be fired, I'd expect to be lit on fire.