I know if I was an awesome 18-year-old football player I would definitely shoot for 42 year old porn stars to hook up with.

"If he had used Uber, his entire family would be dead right now."

Usually when you read about Bryan Singer expecting a child, he's having a few delivered to a pool party.

So you're the definitive source for determining fraud at your school? Your admittedly limited experience with athletes is sufficient to pronounce MSU free of academic shenanigans? perhaps not all tutors were asked to engage in shady activities. Or do you really expect the team in charge of keeping players eligible…