It's always like that for me. I end up recommending high-minded stuff that I know people will never get around to seeing, but always watch the shit that gets recommended to me out of sheer obligation.

…and the 2015 AVC award for most withering headline goes to…

Insufferable presumption, Internet!

It's the best litmus test for Wire snobs

And whatever happened to the Donut Girl? Remember her? I always pictured a giant six-foot donut trying to eat me while I was eating her. It's kind of a fantasy I go to a lot now.

Ah, yes. The story that singlehandedly lifted Tim Burton out of the hell that is comic book illiteracy.

Been there, Dorne that.

Any juicy supreme court reversals?

Grampa Simpson: "Shut up!"

SuperHans IS the Doctor.

How is this the internet's job?

Nowhere to go but up?

As someone who lives about 3 miles away from the world WIPO HQ and briefly studied intellectual property law during my undergrad years… I don't enjoy this man's brand of comedy.

Hiiiiii!

…and these are not the hammer.

Unfortunately, AAA games are going in the same direction as summer blockbusters: easier to play and complete, but so unnecessarily convoluted in their execution.

Now make the next Avengers movie a bottle episode.

I was going by IMDB & Wikipedia.

I was under the impression that Forte created the show.

Header image: surely that's the mask from the Orphanage?