Nothing vital has fallen off my car, thank God.

Holy crap!

We have random Amish traveling on 55 mph roads who refuse to put a flashing yellow light on their buggies per the law of Ohio because a flashing yellow LED is too worldly and they are morally opposed to it.

That’s looking on the bright side. 

Every Subaru looks 10 years out of date already when it’s released.

There are three I’ve just hated driving:

Thirteen year old me, who, upon my birth, took my first car ride home from the hospital in a 1979 Fox Body Mustang and knew nothing but Fox Body Mustangs my entire life to that point thought this was absolutely revolutionary in 1994.

No, the greater badge engineering job was the Mercury Mariner.

Different generations not a facelift but I’ll give you a pass because my biggest complaint about the current Jetta is because it looked so similar to the last gen.

Gawd.... yes. Good choice. 

Not that I'm in love with either look but the previous generation Elantra's last couple of model years were .... very triangular. 

Different generation not a face-lift 

I bought a 2015 Camry SE in 2016.

Good call. I was an 80s kid who grew up with C4 Vettes. When the C5 came out during my high school years, it blew my mind. 

I had a Tempo exactly like that image above from 1997-2003. It was my first car, a hand me down.

Yeah, I'm really over the horrible oragami stuff too. 

Yeah, the V6 with 301 HP is really boring.....

I am the theoretical buyer that you can’t pinpoint. 

The Equinox writeup. Scarily true.

My first car was a 1991 Ford Tempo GL. It was first my mom’s car, then my dad’s, then my mom’s again, then it was mine for almost 5 years, then it was my mom’s again, then briefly my brother’s, and ended up being donated to the American Lung Association around 2005ish.