Not only that, but your full-time job when you’re unemployed is getting another job. It's not a vacation. 

Already submitted one, but, I also drove a red 1992 Oldsmobile Eighty Eight Royale with wire spoke hubcaps and white walls in college that my college friends named “El Coche Abuelo.”

I had a beige 1997 Camry XLE V6 with the gold emblem package.

In 2002, my dad had just lost his job due to an impending plant closure, and I also did, as I worked for the same company during college. It was spring break, and we both found ourselves with nothing to do since I typically worked over break.

Don’t give Mazda any ideas. Did you see what...

They won't kill the Pacifica. It'll be the new Grand Caravan.

How high were they when they designed this bullshit?

Why does it look like a Miata in that photo?

I like it! 

You’re not wrong, but this is Modern Era Jalopnik. Bad takes abound and journalism doesn’t matter.

Clearly not. Plus... I'm not sure why this is a story for a car blog at all. 

34 MPG highway? My Camry does that.

Off roading in those wheels and tires. Yikes. 

You had a Land Cruiser.....

That’s what I was thinking. 

That’s not a Colonial house.

“Beautiful" isn't exactly what I would call it, but whatever. 

The only reason I would personally buy a car from Carvana would be if I was ordering my wife a new minivan. It will be a Sienna or Odyssey. We’ve owned both. It’s not going to be a wildly different driving experience from one generation to another. It’s just a minivan. Pick a color and have it show up at your house in…

If this car was released under the ILX name, and it was as good as it purports to be, everyone would be bitching about why it wasn’t just called the Integra.

Initially, I thought so too, but I think it's actually that the hood is too long and flat. I'm not sure though.