I can't fucking wait to see how they try to shoehorn The Governor into this.

What about that canceled Daredevil game for PS2 that basically looked like the Batman: Arkham games long before those were a thing?

I finally gave in to my desire for a new Mark Of The Ninja game and bought the new side scrolling Assassin's Creed. As far as AC games go, it's surprisingly tolerable - even fun sometimes! The story is stripped down enough to not be stupid and they somehow managed to figure out how to render female assassins. As far…

From the very little I've heard from them, they once made a pretty cool, relatively catchy song. Then they kept making that song.

I enjoyed those too, but I was really disappointed when I realized I couldn't give all of the rations to Clementine and save one for myself. That would've ruled.

I had Kenny kill Duck. That's not to say that I didn't want to murder that little annoying shit though.

Ubisoft finally lets players visit China in an Assassin's Creed game like they've always wanted, in a way they never wanted. Joking aside, I just want a new Mark Of The Ninja.

AMC! AMC! AMC!

Black Ops 3 is shaping up to look like the Titanfall sequel that nobody wanted, but I guess that's better than looking like the Call Of Duty sequel that nobody wanted.

Just Cause 2 should've been on this list 15 times.

CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR

Avengers 2: Featuring Every Black Supporting Character In The MCU Thus Far!

And Hawkeye!

Featuring Every Black Supporting Character In The MCU Thus Far!

Avengers 2: 50 Shades Of Green

Can you say antivirus software?!?

I have wacky friends! Maybe I should do this!

Wait, really? Guess I'm skipping this one.

I used to label my bad drawings when I was little so people could actually tell what they were. That's essentially what I think of when I see this.

Let me know when I can blow the shit out of a planet.