5 Guys fucking gets it. In more ways than fries, btw.

That’s actually a great idea.

If 8 years of Obama hasn’t destroyed America, nothing will.

Seriously! Why the fuck would I want a bunch of little shitheads from some other town coming around to beg for candy? You don’t live in this neighborhood? Fuck you. Go away.

Or Tuesday afternoon...

Ahem... merMAN!

This seems like some horrifying Cronenberg nightmare made real.

Nah. You’re the only asshole here today.

Maybe she’ll get to fuck Harvey Weinstein for a part in an Oscar bait movie. Just like mom!

Um. Because the Man Group sponsors it? The group started by a guy named James Man. Why don’t you ask his parents why they didn’t change his surname to Woman so it could be called the Woman Booker Prize??

To be fair, all the smart money supported Brexit (sometimes privately).

Yep. And if you have a shitty creative director/producer they never go back to re-read. Or they want to go back and re-read, but the talent is no longer available.

Don’t worry. Over the years, Congress has ceded so much power to the Exec that it doesn’t really matter.

Well, they gave him a firetruck but then wouldn’t sell him the gas to run it. Oh, and they turned the water off.

You’d think. Often they’re just trying to grind out as much material as possible in the shortest amount of time. It’s all about $.

I direct voiceover and you’re right. Without context the voice actors are winging it and it’s hard for them to visualize what the point is to what they’re saying. Often with video games they are literally handed a list of lines/words/phrases without any context.

This. Witcher 3 just never gets old. And you’re so correct about just wandering.

No. There was an expiration date on Allred’s credibility and it happened about 20 years ago when she frivolously sued the Boy Scouts and muscled her way into the OJ case for personal gain and publicity.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Because it’s “just a coincidence” that this is coming out now, a few weeks from the election, as opposed to when it actually (supposedly) happened.

Until you leave the room and all the men say, “Jesus H. what the fuck is with Janet this morning? Must be that time of the month!”