Then, instead of letting the moment exist,Dad had to ruin everything by exerting his gruff, manly authority. “What do you say to the people?!”

Stay in school, kids.

Everything is racist.

I’m sure your sanctimonious self would have reacted exactly like Mother Teresa and run right down to help clean up the feces of plague victims who had a horrible disease that nobody knew anything about.

That’s not the point of this type of runway show.

His frame of reference for the world is Burbank circa 1971. Of course it’s 100% white.

When did college kids turn into obnoxious high school brats?

Or any man, for that matter...

Yep. I used to get sick maybe once every 3 or 4 years...until my daughter started going to preschool. Holy shit, those little monsters are germ factories. I’m convinced that a preschool will be ground zero for the zombie apocalypse.

Humanity has been doing this forever. We just have really easy access to bullshit now.

I usually have the women I pay to have sex with me wash my feet.

Because YouTube is racist. It’s owned by a bunch of honkys who hate people of color.

I hope your sunglasses are HUGE! Because that would be very French and very fucking awesome.

Actually, Hillary is the only murderer running for office.

Your comment is so fucking boring.

Except that this guy was fucking little boys. Same sex shit = gay, dipshit.

When Muslims stop blowing shit up, I’ll stop talking shit.

.... and Rock Hudson...and Cary Grant...and on and on...

He must have the smallest penis in the world.

What a joke.