AW! I miss the Hollywood Canteen. They had the best chicken and mashed potatoes with gravy!

I read a book called The Easy Way to Control Alcohol. Changed my life.

Haha! I like what you did there.

How is anybody surprised by this? It was obvious that creep was a sick, twisted fuck.

No. We don’t.

At least it’s actually something I, as a taxpayer, don’t mind spending money on.

You should apologize to reptiles, you monster.

Please. If she was so traumatized she’d be at home crying into her Ben & Jerrys, not out having slutty fun! Based on this very damning evidence, it’s clear she was asking for it!

I’m all for it. As long as they portray her as the wacko, delusional, crazy-eyed villain she is.

Goddamn, if that Dead Island trailer doesn’t still get me.

Fuck strollers. Especially those goddamned double-wides.

It’s time we stopped calling grown ass adults children. An 18-25 year old is not a fucking boy and they need to stop acting like they are.

The child gets it.

I don’t think you understand how the market works.

She’s a bad actress because she has no upper lip.

#notallalcoholics

Nope! It’s likely.

Don’t worry, Elizabeth. You’re still a special flower. Here’s a certificate to honor your participation in Capitalism.

Playing make-believe is hard!

Good luck getting another job in the future, though. If I found out somebody sued their former employer because they worked unauthorized overtime and then expected to be paid for it, I sure as shit wouldn’t hire them.