Hillary Clinton is such a pandering schmuck.

That driver was drunk.

Scarlet Johannson looks about as Japanese as that shitty cartoon drawing.

That shot of the little girls “playing” on the porch. Holy shit...

That movie sucked.

Hollywood has learned how to make a shitload of money giving people what they want. If people keep buying tickets and downloads of Scarlet Johansson movies, the decision makers at the studios will keep making movies with her in them. Here’s how it goes:

Why? Who gives a shit? Way easier to film in HD and apply a filter later. You can always degrade high quality footage if that’s the look you want. But if you shoot in a crappy format there’s no going back if you don’t like how it looks or want to make some adjustments.

The oldest profession just got “disrupted”!

Does she have a lisp?

I don’t know what to do with good black people.

Cute bicycle necklace.

Unfortunately, my body only asks for vodka and cake.

Oh, for fuck’s sake.

When did complaining about something you inexplicably don’t like because you’re so much cooler than everybody else in your own head become de rigeur?

They were just trying to get rape past the censors by being “cute”.

I thought it was much better than “ok”, but totally agree with you about the Carol thing. I love how her character is evolving.

“It’s just a shitty take on a very profound scene in the comics, and that’s disappointing as a fan.”

That certainly would have been a different cliffhanger. Better? Maybe.

Who doesn’t love a good cliffhanger?!

Hahaha! That’s what was awesome about it! Plus Jeff Morgan was so fucking good.