Ever been to an Eagles/Raiders home game?

They could have just shown last night’s USMNT game. What a fucking massacre that was.

He got a religious exemption because he worships Chronos.

Yes, because Deadspin is where the world comes to make serious arguments about politics.

I can dream, can’t I?

Yes yes. A high school football game got out of control because two players got shitty, so the entire state should leave the union. What a rational person you are.

Dear Texas,

Yeah because due of a lack of emphasis on high school football in Texas, teams typically don’t have enough staff on the sidelines to be monitoring everything that happens on the field...

“If the ref didn’t want to be assaulted, he shouldn’t have been in that situation. Or dressed that way.”

Finger pointing? How is any finger pointing going at anyone except the two players and, maybe, their coaches?

Its all fun and games till the Nuggets mascot hangs himself from the rafters to preserve his brain for CTE research.

Nothing stopping him from running for president now

They’d be no less misguided than the pro/rel fetishists who don’t realize that the system is there to keep the rich clubs rich and poor and middle class teams fighting for an ever shrinking share of the pie.

How many comments stating why the MLS system is right and why the rest of the world is wrong will I see?

I believe I’m the best instagram intern in the league.

- RGIII Intern