I’d criticize school staff for not seeing through the ruse, but in all fairness, nobody’s ever met a 30-year-old from South Sudan.

Somehow that statement about Rex’s success is 90% closer to the truth than almost every other factual assertion that Trump has made.

Watched the whole thing, wondering who might be in the depths of hell, and found out it was none of the people I was expecting.

Nice. Subtle.

As it happens, Ryan isn’t even a Trump supporter. He’s just the only unincarcerated man in Buffalo who can complete a sentence.

Make America 8-8 again

Nah, the bills mafia doesn't have time for politics. Plus half of them are Canadian anyways

It’s more than that. An automatic spot in next year’s champions league group stage comes with winning the “second-tier trophy”

I’m no Liverpool fan, but that was brilliant. Almost makes you forget that it is a second-tier trophy they are chasing.

“‘Get out of here or I have a gun.’ And he goes, ‘Fuck y’all, I got one too.’ And he grabs the gun and then he shoots him in the back. He’s dead.”

Manziel says he and Gordon are testing themselves and staying positive.

I hate to break it to you:

So you’re saying prayer is bad? People at my work pray all the time and I work for a pretty big media company and I’m agnostic. The only people that have a problem with prayer are people who just want to bitch about something.

All the tracks generally have a local member of the clergy as their official chaplain. Prayers are generally a “hey lets have safety, fun, support the troops, and yea America”

Wow. Obviously I know NASCAR is a southern thing but still surprised that such a shamelessly corporate entity would hold prayers, let alone by that fucking guy.

The invocation, yes. Other racing series too, like Indycar.

Is this a regular thing before NASCAR events?

With diminishing returns on all the Danadrol, HGH, and testosterone he’s been taking to extend his career, a desperate Bartolo Colon turned to the one PED he hasn’t yet tried, Uranium-238.

What did they expect when they hired a kid named McLovin

A spokesman for ESPN says they’ve been flooded with calls from white people overjoyed to see a black man rooting for them.