Say it witcha chest!!!!!

Be sure to invoice Deadspin for your work.

“I do believe that the perceived quality rating for Lane Kiffin far exceeds his demonstrated accomplishments”

Scarlet and grey. That’s it! And thank you for proving my point.

NO ONE DENIES THIS

Here’s to hoping neither number gets any higher.

Seriously? Wine is a color???

I never want to blame the kid when this is clearly the parents fault, but that look and peace sign in the 15 years old photo means that this kid has completed his transformation into a Masshole. Poor child.

That kid would kick the shit out of Samer

What was the trash talk from Akron that provoked this? Seems like a key part of the story.

There are a bunch of claims (starting on page 29 of the complaint), and they include claims based on the abuse. Forcing her to sign the NDA is mostly evidence that they were complicit in the damage caused by the abuse then the focal point of the suit. The article just focuses on that because it is the new information…

This is a real feel-good story. Recruitment by Twitter is something everyone can get behind because, like hiring a 2-person power company in Montana to fix Puerto Rico’s electrical grid after getting a LinkedIn message, it’s clear that there’s really nothing that can go wrong for the Ball brothers in Lithuania!

This anecdote sure does not make it seem like hordes of European clubs were clamoring to sign LiAngelo and LaMelo!

As a Michigan grad I respect the everloving shit out of Woody going for 2 there. Made the next year with Bo that much better.

Pluthhh One, Lou Holtz thtory.

He’s not comparing. No one is downplaying your precious little rivalry, relax.

“Fuck you! You’re getting a fucking penalty!” That’s amazing.

Could have been worse; I had to break up with my last girlfriend because of too many men on the field.

I gave my old lady the business the other night. But on further review, it was just incidental contact.

You are playing a dangerous game here, his biceps don’t usually let people get away with comments like this.