Deploying that punchline for a real-life instance must have been like waiting on the world’s slowest curveball and then smashing it a mile. +1 bat flip.

Beejoli Shah, also a former Gawker employee. She’s tweeted about it many times. I personally emailed Tom Ley, Drew Magary and Tim Marchman asking about it and never received an answer. I’ve also had two burner accounts blocked on here when I specifically asked writers about it. Tough to condemn others for covering…

Hi Lauren,

Wow! A 12 word article.

i dont get it

Darkness, imprisoning me, all that I see, absolute horror. I cannot live, I cannot die, trapped in myself, but Marlins Man’s gon’ meet Jeets.

I’d be happy to jump behind this proposal, except if I consider how I would feel if I was a professional anything in sports and had to face a choice between being uncompetitive and taking performance-enhancing drugs that I was not interested in experimenting with. I wouldn’t want to have to compromise on health issues…

He’s a starting pitcher, why was he even in the bull pen?

Came here for some Simon Le Bon and was not disappointed.

His name is Rio and he screeches from the stands

Guess you haven’t been to Europe ever.

Antoine Griezmann totally gets how Raheem feels.

This is the worst conversation ever to appear on the internet.

Similarly, there’s nothing wrong with calling a football game a match.

On what? You shouldn’t end a sentence in a preposition, especially when you’re a pedantic asshole.

Dealing with reality is not Hamno’s strong suit.

Please let me keep believing that Rich Eisen is a good dude.

Dude, you have 2 rings with Ben, stop complaining, no one feels bad for you. Unreal that fanbases like this have the gall to complain about how bad the past 20 years of fandom has been.

Actually, one thousand 22 million dollar programs would amount to 22 billion dollars. That’s a .0055th (a half percent) part of the annual US budget of 4 trillion dollars. I don’t think they signify in terms of the deficit.

So, over 5 years, the government spent $22 million on UFO research. That’s what, just over $4 million a year. Basically the salary of a pro athlete.