“Uh, guys?”

So... 40 year olds are good?

From the echos, lighting and condition of the turf, I think this is an indoor pitch.

Scott Sterling and his face of steel have won it all.

Barcelona clearly expected him to elevate and take that ball to the rim. According to their scouting report, he lives on the second floor.

Sounds good. Guys and Gals, please don’t bash Rodney Anderson.

Yeah, no repercussions for falsely accusing someone of rape. Seems fair.

And my taint has definitely been peed on after a night of spirits.

Yeah, because that’s developed a great run of form for England’s National Team.

They’ll run more and tackle harder but have less ball skills and attacking intelligence. Just depends on what you want in a footballer I guess.

LOL. Old saw it may be, but true nonetheless. You are only as good as your competition after all.

I’d disagree, although not strongly, just because the UK seems to be more like the US in keeping their Americans on the bench, with a few exceptions.

Not sure what’s “inadvertent” about his remarks. He’s choosing to go play in a better league instead of riding the pine in a lesser league. Pretty straightforward.

Unless the kids go at 9 or 10 though they will always be behind developmentally. Kids with potential in Europe essentially play professionally organized football from the beginning. They are training at academies while US kids are sucking on orange wedges and getting participation trophies.

Jesus, just move the Rowdies up to MLS and give Beckham an ownership stake (a tenth of a percent to keep his chances of fucking it up low). Anything would be better than what’s guaranteed to be Chivas USA 2.0 if it ever gets off the ground.

Don’t you mean Roberto Baggio?

At a picnic table across the street:

Two things:

Bed naps are the best. With a family couch naps tend to get interrupted by too many “Daaaad”s.

Bed naps = long periods of recovery rest.