Please point me to a United supporter who agrees with him, feels the teams he managed were better to watch, or wishes he’d come back. I’ll be here.

“Too soon.”

Oh sure, now everyone’s into sex-based suspensions. —Michael Hutchence

Can someone with a legal background speak to Schiano’s case? My training is limited to having a lawyer in the family, but it seems like this is on Tennessee’s side. I can’t think of a contract that’s been considered set in stone without key signatures, so this seems quixotic.

City’s owners .

As long as DeBruyne and Fernandinho stay healthy they’ll probably win the league. Those are the only two who I think are irreplaceable.

That’s true. But when you say “I can’t believe anyone is okay” with the situation, the implication is that there is a long-standing systematic problem that should be dealt with, which isn’t true.

Came here for this. This article’s been a running joke since last year and he STILL writes it again. I mean if he’s doing this on purpose, bravo on the master trolling, but much more likely he’s the least self-aware writer to ever live

I come from a long line of No Ass Havers. There is nothing like the crisp snap of the ass of your pants flapping in the breeze on a blustery day.

Periods are size 14 font

And the commas, so, many, commas.

>four different champions the past 5 years

Just like last year?

The Premier League, which has seen 4 different clubs win in the past 5 years, is uncompetitive?

Billy gets paid by word count

Man, that thing looks comfortable to sit on. I’m stuck with this bullshit Hank Hill no-ass.

Holy shit dude get an editor.