Two things. First, yeah, how dare the Patriots fans celebrate them coming back twice from a 14 point deficit and managing to get the interception.

If it makes you feel any better, Rosen could be Joe Montana reincarnated and he would still suck on the Browns.

part of it is his DNA

He probably just used the time machine to go back to when he wasn’t fired so it wasn’t that big of a deal to him.

Liverpool’s Attack Is Absolutely Terrifying

This article has been written every year for the past 3 years.

Billy:soccer :: Burneko:basketball - garbage takes, unwarranted snark and over-inflated sense of knowledge regarding that specific sport.

I can’t believe Billy has given this so many stars.

There was a period of time where I didn’t see any of your articles. I got my hopes up that deadspin had replaced you with a competent writer. Not necessarily a competent football writer...but a competent writer. I’m never getting my hopes up again

Of course you think that.

Yes, this is clearly a good piece of analysis and not some clickbait nonsense. Also, people who say great players are “butt” are generally smart and good and not intentionally saying something stupid. And finally, it’s great that Deadspin’s soccer coverage consists mostly of unedited blog posts about two men in Spain.

Saying that someone is “butt” in a particular competition based on 10 games, on the heels of a season with 25 goals in that competition, and 285 goals in the last 8 seasons, is really bad analysis.

Once Gareth Bale comes back from the infirmary, this will inspire Ronaldo to start banging in league goals so that he could ignore Bale while celebrating.

Deadspin’s Twitter doesn’t include the name of an article’s author.

Billy is that you?

TOTALLY OBJECTIVE HAISLEY BACK AT IT AGAIN!

Haisley’s hot takes achieve a hot-take-ness the rest of the Deadspin staff can only dream of.

Stop using butt as an adjective.

I knew from the headline that this was going to be some dumbass Haisley article, and yet, I clicked.

Can we get a highlight reel of the Liverpool goals?