I know that not all New Yorkers are this fucking stupid, but sometimes it’s hard to tell.

My own suspicion is that most people calling chain pizza “garbage” couldn’t distinguish it from pizza of the same type from whatever local joint they prefer in a true blind taste test.

“Then I shall attempt to stop the flow by using... The Force.”

Most underrated goalie in hockey

God help us when FSU Twitter starts in.

Ok, I may be just a homer Nebraska fan, but I’m pretty disappointed you guys don’t even throw out a quick blurb about the Scott Frost hire. I mean, he’s got the only undefeated team in FBS, turned down Florida, also essentially told FSU, Oregon and Tennessee he was unavailable to them as well. This was a coup for my…

Willie & The Jimbos feat. Bobby B.

Given the names of their last five coaches I can only assume that the school is trying to form some sort of southern rock super group, but can;t b/c they hire them serially.

Oh yes.

A deep cut from the early days of Hall & Oates

Mark Schlereth, “that’s the kind of throw that makes you wonder if Trevor Siemian is even right handed.”

It’s the machines.

It’s even more enjoyable with music:

JuJu’s hit was worse than any single hit from Burfict. Don’t @ me.

When reached for comment, John Harkes said he fully supported former teammate Eric Wynalda’s candidacy and “he’d be happy to fill in at the Wynalda home in Eric’s absence.”

Final stats. Zero games. One steal.

Wow.

Sometimes, sports feel good.

I hope the Giants take Sam Darnold, because it’s their turn to take a slightly overhyped Orange County/USC product who might’ve turned out OK in a smaller market, massage the shit out of his ego, and watch him fall on his face.