starred on “first ex wife”

Its nice price or crack pipe, not “would you buy this?” I would never buy this because I dont need it, but its still a good price!

My first ex wife bought one of these brand new. We lived in the mountains (6500ft up) and there was snow on the ground 8 months out of the year. I threw some little BFG AT’s on it and that thing never let her down. You wouldn’t want to take it off road, but a foot of new snow or a month of frozen slush ruts are no…

It’s a fifty spot shy of $2,500 with AWD and seats 6 with a curb side sliding door or take out the seats and it can haul massive quantities of stuffs... NP what’s not to like? Winter’s coming, get a friend, quit your job, drive out West and live that dream of being ski bums, living out of the back of a van and…

I’m putting money on the fact that Billy doesn’t know the difference between Schalke and Hamburg, since they have similar color schemes and have regular American contributors.

I would upgrade to Bein for that.

There’s talk on the interwebs of the US trying to organize a tournament this summer with some teams not going to Russia. US, Italy, Netherlands, Ghana, Ireland, Chile, Wales, Cameroon, Ivory Coast could make for some good games.

If he’s upset about the circumstances of a November friendly, imagine what he’d do when you tell him that McKennie spent 7 years in an MLS academy.

Billy has never played or watched soccer. He re writes thins he finds on SB Nation and ESPN FC.

I hate Billy, too. He’s a hack.

“currently sort of down German club, Schalke”

Technically speaking, this doesn’t really matter a lick. This is very much a Portuguese B-team competing against an America C-team, and we’re so far away from the U.S. playing games that actually matter that nothing that happens on the pitch...

Does your parent company hate you?

You know, “Look kids! Big Ben, Parliament...”

It’s a big production. You got the anthem, the coin toss, and the weekly moment of silence for whatever mass shooting just happened.

Not at all. I sound much better in my own head. On the radio I sounded punchable.

So, by ‘rotary’ you mean a ‘roundabout’? I’m not judging, I just want to know if we’re on the same page here.

I used to put a tape recorder next to my home stereo speakers, and call sports radio shows to practice public speaking. The hosts generally thought I was an idiot, and after listening to the tapes they were right.

Can this crusty old fuck just die already?