Odds that Suh dies in prison? 50/50?

Alonso isn’t at the 10 yet and Flacco is starting his slide. I get that he is going to have trouble changing direction or completely stopping, but that’s enough time to change the nature of the hit and not lower the shoulder to drive through Flacco.

Is it just me or is Ndamukong Suh a piece of shit?

Whoa hang on, did you just compare a quarterback getting hurt while choosing to play a SUPER FUCKING DANGEROUS game to a rape victim?

You are comparing football to rape, but I am the one....right.

Extended smoke break.

Flacco starts his slide at the 14 and Alonso is at the 9. That’s 5 yards. Plenty of time to not level a big hit.

Empathy is for pussies, amirite?

You can’t feel bad that a human being suffered a traumatic brain injury because Ray Lewis is a murderous huckster and the people of Baltimore failed to boycott the new team in town twenty years ago?

It’s OK to say you are a Dolphins fans and you are happy Flacco is out of the game.

You are right. Its wrong. You are a fucking degenerate. You are the problem with the world today. Good god, what an asshole.

Anyone else feel bad for the Ravens lineman who jumped to Flacco’s defense, only to get pummeled by the entire Dolphins defense while the rest of his team stood there touching themselves? 

Is Jenny Davenport a hybrid of Jennifer Capriati and Lindsay Davenport?

You find a razor on the ground, you’re going to use it.

It must be really boring to watch a fantastic World Series game while being preoccupied by Kate Upton’s thoughts on anthem kneeling. Who the fuck cares? That game was so good I was rooting for everybody.

Why do you root against Verlander? Honest question, I’m curious

Been really feeling just a handful of artists lately, playing the same ol’ songs on repeat. I’ll go with two here, one is an artist I’ve posted plenty of times before and the other is a new one.

F!#*in Up - Neil Young & Crazy Horse

As I’ve gotten older (I’m 33 GROSS), I find that: