This is precisely why they need to have other people play video games for UNC athletes.

So, Spurs are doomed because they are really good but also Spurs. Arsenal aren’t doomed because they are not as good as Spurs but are Arsenal.
Got it.

Honest question: what sites do people recommend to read for actually insightful soccer analysis? I can’t bear to hate read Billy anymore and I’d like some consistent, intelligent soccer writing (that isn’t Grant Wahl).

They’re owned by Kroenke. They may not be doomed, but they’re surely f***ed.

What? You’re an Arsenal fan and a Packers fan. You think that’s Purgatory?

So...Tottenham comes off a week where they take a point at the Bernabeu and dismantle Liverpool in spite of a supposed Wembley Curse and the headline is “Tottenham Fans Should Enjoy it While it Lasts”, whereas Arsenal beats up a 10-man Everton team with a backline whose average age is like 45 and their headline is…

Billy, enjoy this Arsenal team while it lasts. Glad to see that Tottenham beating Liverpool makes you think of our team breaking up, and yet Arsenal beating nothing Everton gives you a hardon for Top 4. How does Wenger do this to you year after year?

Breathe, Billy. They just beat up on the 18th place team in the league. And their squad depth is still anorexic.

Billy,

The most Arsenal thing to say ever.

That’s a lot of words to say “I’m a little whiny bitch who can’t actually analyze soccer.”

Well I ain’t often right but I’ve never been wrong,
Seldom turns out the way it does in the song.
Once in a while you get shown the light
In the strangest of places if you look at it right.

Anytime I see a story like this, that references a particular location, I always head over to Google Maps to get a better understanding. I couldn’t help but chuckle when the aerial shot of that crossing shows a train blocking Lilley Rd.

This is the rare Deadspin comment that needs several more paragraphs of explanation.

Nothin worse than a salty car taint

Are you homeless and/or Jim Tomusula? Who the fuck brings a cup of soup to a bar?

Flow of traffic is more important.

... and not 20ft BEFORE the line, either >:(

good deal a new jalopnik feature ... np or cp? we validate your vote!

Oh crap. KC Craigslist. This thing is mere minutes from me. Extra car has “Weber carbs, BBS wheels, compomotive wheels, coilovers, 2.1 16v and multiple other engines.”