Has anyone ever seen Grayson Allen and Vontaze Burfict in the same place at the same time? Just asking questions here.

I quite enjoyed the small children giving Ney the ‘up yours’ gesture while he tried to take a corner. Never change, Marseille.

If I ever see your car in a parking lot, I’ll be sure to take it out of its misery. I have excellent insurance.

Ortiz suuuuuuuuucks.

Grant Wahl, not as much.

Anus tart?

Genius is oft decried as heresy by those who are butt.

Under $3k with a snail and a stick? yeah, I’m in, NP.

I hope your lack of capitalisation and punctuation was ironic.

I will buy this for him, and then drive it myself. He can drive the minivan.

“it’s just something that would change the game subtly”

Take your star. I’ll just be sitting over here with .9 fantasy points tonight.

This is why it is fucking stupid to hit them:

It is the wrong move. But nobody will listen to you because by calling someone a “Nazi” that person is no longer human. You know, the same thing the far right does whenever they use a racial or sexist slur, except, you know, OUR side, OUR tribe doesn’t like Nazis, so of course dehumanization is ok then.

As satisfying as that punch surely felt, it just strikes me as the wrong move. Like, yeah, that’s definitely going to make him see your side of the argument. Am I just naive or isn’t the ultimate goal to talk to them enough so they, like, aren’t Nazis anymore?

Cherry picking.

This is one of my major issues in football these days. Guys are way too enamored with raising their arms for offside than they are defending until the officials blow a play dead.

Maybe instead of complaining about no offsides call, the defense should’ve stayed with Giroud in case the ball came to him.

You seem like a real cool dude.