Hey this is a cool achievement by Arsenal, by the way did you see Spurs drew Real Madrid at the Bernabéu the other day? Did you cover that? I was looking for a recap and couldn’t find it.

“Whose disgusting basketball foot is this?”

See you in line. How do you like your coffee?

If they offered tickets to that as a multi-day experience for like $20K. I’d save every penny I got.

Try an MLS game. Besides the World Series in 2001 at the old Yankee Stadium, MLS games are consistently my best in-stadium experiences. Cost concerns are alleviated as well.

I can’t wait for my future ten year old son to try to give me life advice so I can laugh in his face.

but Anthony ultimately left for the decidedly uncosmopolitan prarie of Oklahoma City

I just asked my two year old son where I should go. He said “Hi!”

Just grab a fistful out of Irsay’s satchel and get on out there.

Is that near the Nebraskan archipelago ?

I think Billy is fictitious. Rotating cast of Deadspin writers publish the dumbest stuff imaginable riddled with errors just to have a laugh amonsgt themselves. Because isn’t this more plausible than someone actually being this stupid?

Dummies.

“What did it smell like?”

Why are we looking at it in terms of brute force (no pun intended)?

Are you kidding me? Vader wins because Godzilla is too big? This argument was defeated in 1980:

“Ever turn on the bath without realizing it’s actually in Shower Mode?”

#TeamDiagonal

Take the gig, be super professional and treat the technical folks and the tour manager respectfully, and you get on The List. Somebody needs a drummer they’re gonna ask around and maybe your name comes up. Nobody who matters judges a working musician for playing for a paycheck.

-Start shaving with sideburns and neck, moving from left to right. I do mustache last. (NOTE THIS DOES NOT INCLUDE SHAVING MY HEAD WHICH I USE AN ELECTRIC RAZER FOR AND WHICH IS MUCH MORE ANNOYING)

WTF, no opinion on diagonal staples? So much better, and less chance of tearing.