Lemme lace up these K-Swiss and kick your ass!

If you study your history properly you will learn that first people to be sent to Auschwitz were Polish.

That’s my point. Arena left Jóhansson off the roster. He doesn’t even get to wear USMNT branded waders on the bench.

This probably has a GREAT deal to do with how Iceland invested in after-school programs for teens to reduce drug and alcohol use, as described in this article from The Atlantic. They funded arts, music and athletic programs, all of which employed adults to teach and mentor the young people. Its success is nothing less…

He was made an offer from the grizzled old woods witch who gave him his footballing powers: he could either be completely bald and totally healthy, or be able to grow enough hair to cover the bald spot with a topknot and be injury prone. He chose the topknot.

Every single Everton fan knew that this clip would start with Ashley Williams giving the ball away.

“forced a turnover”

Right but for goalies, center backs, and usually defensive mids, where speed and technical ability aren’t as much of a requirement, you generally want a few of them to be tall enough to effectively defend set pieces. Prototypical CBs are 6'2"-6'3" these days - i.e. Pique for Spain. Of course I’m not saying this is…

In conclusion, fuck Thierry Henry.

Just need some grease

“In the last campaign we were the second smallest, apart from Spain.”

I saw the GIF before the title, and just assumed this was Wondowlowski.

Stupid wooden shoes.

Fuck that blue field. Its unwatchable. (respectfully)

Yeah, that was a wretched decision. Even with three points though, they would’ve been knocked out by an Egypt win at home vs. Congo-Brazzaville tomorrow (this just means an Egypt draw also knocks them out), and Egypt is 5/18 to win that match. Thus, Ghana’s ultimate failure to qualify will in all likelihood have much…

Are you kidding me? The patience he showed waiting for the play to set up was fantastic. Then at just the right time with lightening quick precision, he made his move and just flicked it right onto Jozy’s foot.

“This is of course a good thing in general, but asking such an attack-minded player to not only be the team’s final-third creator and finisher but also the player who transitions play from defense to midfield and midfield to attack (seriously, watch the video above and note how often there are about five or six…

Wtf is wrong with Argentina? They have plenty of talent besides Messi on paper. Why is Messi that deep? How do they not have a decent ball playing midfielder or two?

Stats just don’t back up your hyperbole. Can you just say “Messi is my favorite player”?

Roger Craig is the GOAT at this.