Hey found the asshole! Tell me, does your wife still fit into her Jerome Bettis game-worn jersey or has she had to upgrade to left tackle yet?

Huh? Romo’s been a fantastic color guy so far (and I say this as a long-time Cowboys-hater, so you know I speak the truth).

Romo’s incredible, dude. He’s easily the best color commentator since Madden.

Brandon Saad had a hat trick in his Blackhawk re-debut

Heh, a female talking about kicking issues. That’s funny.

+1 Dual-handed finger snap

I’m usually more forgiving of kickers (it’s not an easy job, even given perfect conditions) but this noodlefoot robbed America of a 2-3 Patriots team, so, off to hell with him.

I remember coaching 10 and under in soccer when I was 16 myself. It was not at all a competitive league. I was only coaching because no one else wanted to.

Your write-ups are so fucking weird. It’s like you recognize that Harry Kane is and outstanding footballer, and yet you despise that fact. What are you, a gunner fan?

Go to bed. You aren’t needed.

Or everyone in La Liga other than Barcelona or Real Madrid (Seattle also on average outdraws everyone but those two and Athletico Madrid).

And no mention of the fact that shit like this happens or has happened in every professional league. Hell the ref should be happy it was just a drink and not a lit flare that are usually thrown in European leagues

On a Tuesday night, no less.

43,000 people attended this game, but it’s small-time.

Everything has to be some kind of snarky little attack with you. You know that atl united actually turns out tons of fans and has quality players, and you know that this act pales in comparison to the violence displayed in “pure soccer” elsewhere.

It was a bicycle throw.

Sorry, but I’ve already read Bill Haisley’s article. You’d think I’d learn by now.

can you not

Yo Billy, when can we expect your inevitable Gerard Deulofeu piece? That’s the next one in your writing cycle, right?

“small-time soccer league draws 43k fans on a Tuesday night.”