Yea? Well uhh... I assembled an IKEA bed all by myself yesterday when the instructions called for two people!

I’m comment tanking.

Oh, it’s more than that. Plus, who can explain the vagaries and whims of emotional neediness?

Fuck Yeah!

Some athletes make such an impact that just a jersey number can make you think of them. Every time I see the number 99, I think Gretzky. A 4 makes me think of Brett Favre. Yaz when I see an 8. 32 Is Magic Johnson. 33 is Bird. Michael Jordan when I see 23. I know I will think of O.J. every time I see the number…

Yes - two words: no chance. Former goalie here...there was way too much heat on it, and with that spin and angle no way was there going to be any fingers on that ball.

Do not take this as an endorsement of his blackballing, but he’d have a job if he didn’t opt out of his contract with the Niners.

Reeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaching

Yeah right, crooked Calipari has recruited 3-4 NBA 1st-rounders a year without any payments, just the strength of a UK education.

buddy why do you think i quit

no spicy nuggets, no peace

I’ll take him at Pitt. I don’t give a fuck about scandals. All major college athletics are dirty as hell. Dude made three Final 4's, a title, 5 30 win seasons at Louisville, they were ranked in the top 10 at one point in 11 of his 16 seasons. *shrug* let him win a championship at Pitt and then have the NCAA vacate it.…

Here’s the reality of survival under capitalism: I applied for upwards of 100 jobs after I graduated from college with a journalism degree. I couldn’t even get a seasonal cashier position at the mall. That’s how I ended up in marketing. Do I feel bad about it? Sure, it’s not what I’d hoped for. But I’m not $12,000 in…

“And again, just because it’s got an annual inspection doesn’t mean assholes will find their way around it.”

The people blaming the NRA need to be consistent in their logic and equally blame GMC too I would’ve thought.

You sir, are a dumb ass.

Are you fucking serious? How is this the NRA’s fault?

She took a Mercedes four-wheeling for the first time in modern automotive history! Very Jalopnik-worthy.

Oooorrrrrrrr.....

Are you a cop? You have to tell us if you’re a cop when someone asks.

A joint is just weed.