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I assume he also once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

To be fair ESPN doesn’t have that many experts on cheating.

what’s amazing is that it’s this—money getting funneled to the athletes—that took him down. Not the two major sex scandals. Using and destroying the lives of anybody who touches a major program is OK according to the morals of the NCAA. but pass money to an “amateur” athlete? we’ll drag you to the guillotine for that,…

“Pull out of the game . . .”

Aaron Hernandez seems to have had CTE, but that definitely isn’t what made him a murderer.

I’ll never put my hands on anybody.

This reads like NBA Jaden Smith.

I was head first, until my mom showed me the arm first method, when I was about five.

Holy macaroni what a bad take

Sweet! Just ordered a bottle of each. I’ll try them out at the bar when I get them!

Googles “sit down wipe” and discovers:

Google translation of a French article: http://www.ladepeche.fr/article/2017/09/25/2652381-stade-velodrome-supporter-om-marque-contre-tfc.html

He didn’t bring his wallet but fortunately he had a couple singles.

Funny but fair.

(deadspin comment prediction)

I mean, yeah the 3rd save is nice, but the first 2 are just purely positioning. The 4th save he should’ve really held on to. Trust me, I know, I played u12 soccer.

Dogs everywhere feel his shame.

He’s also a grown ass man who insists on being called “Billy”

If walking the Bundesliga, winning the World Cup, and consolidating his place as the world’s very best goalkeeper weren’t enough to win Manuel Neuer the Ballon d’Or in 2014, when he finished third in the voting, then maybe atrocious blunders like this one today by Sven Ulreich, Bayern’s No. 2 keeper who’s played all…

Why do you insist on writing like a 12-year-old who has just discovered compound-complex sentences?