As a result he’s now dropped to the third round on the Buccaneers draft board.

At the very least you are getting audited this year.

An 11 yr old kid is fair game? Really?

Those Arsenal shorts are kind of small on him, huh? Maybe getting that game-worn Jack Wilshere kit wasn’t worth it after all.

Step 1: Insert steel rod

Also, the net is where you get to show off! you get to dust off weak lobs with thunderous overheads! You get to do voodoo shit with volleys! For example: Right handed player moving to the right for a volley. Racket ready, left arm out in front- turn the face of the racket to send the ball under the left arm at a sharp…

Every been to the U.K.mate? You think these fans in Atlanta care about their team? Tell that to a Millwall supporter.

In the USA I can

 Good for you. ATL soccer combines world sports with American sports experience. I’m from the Netherlands AND would never take my kid to a game.

So... is she single then?

Billy pulling a KD with his burner

Better idea. Grab Billy so you both can learn together.

...but then again I quite like Billy’s writing.

Why is this even an article?

This isn’t really on topic but, I’ve been watching a lot more soccer lately and am looking to learn a little more about what each player is supposed to do on and off the ball, how each formation should work, etc. Does anyone have any solid suggestions?

No one likes you, Billy.

Speak English.

the way you start this story explains so much about why you are the way you are.

God, this is painful to watch. (Your writing, not the video.)

Greinke owes nothing to anyone.