Yank the body off and graft a clean Pontiac Fiero onto it for the ultimate reverse kit car.

Amen. I am also a fellow old, and I love twitter, but I go into it knowing that my twitter game is weak and my opinions might be old.

He doesn’t want to play there anymao.

It was either that or some horrible pun about the ‘Oracle of Adelphi’ and how the Stonehill keeper should have seen it coming. I think I made the right choice.

You want highlight truther takes that disparage some 20-year-old kid playing keeper for a Div-II soccer team in wherever the fuck Stonehill is? I’m here for it:

Tywin totally stole that from Zlatan.

Never Tweet Kirk.

BTW, if you are unfamiliar with Berizzo, here is his opinon on French Football: 

We haven’t lost a battle since 1945. The “war” part you’d have to talk to the politicians about.

I knew it. Cats are inherently evil. I just knew it.

Better than Hamilton Nolan’s: “Approximately 563 Low-Income Condos Could Be Built If Conor McGregor Were to Choke Out Russian Billionaire and Sell His Ship”

I’m glad we can at least agree on Messi’s tattoos. Great googly moogly they are TERRIBLE.

God damn it, Billy

while literally anyone that says anything against them has to apologize and grovel for fear of an angry backlash from mouth-breathing morons is.

Is there a point here?

Unfortunately, like many young attacking players, Sane can’t be trusted defensively. Pep slotted him as left wing-back in a 3-5-2 in City’s home opener against Everton, then Sane made the mental mistake that resulted in Everton’s opening goal.

No, Mane could have challenged for the ball with his head or chest, as Ederson did. Raising your foot to that height (even if you think Ederson crouched, that’s at least five feet off the ground) is the definition of reckless play, regardless of intent. Clearly he didn’t have better position as Ederson got there first.

counterpoint:

He pissed off a bunch of Ohio State, excuse me THE Ohio State fans? Makes him a fucking hero - no need to apologize, and fuck Ohio State.