Now, boys. You’re both insufferable pricks despised by all other sports fans!

Then you should also like Ma Bell. She’s got the ill communication.

this is an impressively bad take

Future should try enunciating. Also, remove yourself from my grass.

Take your antifa bs back to the city.

What were you even thinking?

Really one of the worst articles I’ve ever read.

no one cares about your fantasy team.

HEAR IT FROM COWBOYS FANS!

Well, that’s it. I’ve gone through the eye of the storm. Gone to the other side of the looking glass. Crossed over. Whatever. However you want to put it, after 35 years as a Dallas Cowboys fan, I’m now actively rooting against my own team.

Billy is still really salty about Neymar. He’s going to burn PSG down one 20,000 word diatribe at a time.

Here’s the amount of transfer money spent from last summer through this summer, by Manchester City and PSG respectively. $532.18 million and $445 .25 million. So that’s the last three transfer windows. Summer ‘16, winter ‘17 and summer ‘17. City has spent almost $87m MORE than PSG and this article is all about how…

You must be new here. Literally 100% of Billy’s European soccer coverage concerns how it affects Barca. This is just him throwing a tantrum over the fact that PSG just out Barca’ed Barcelona yet again.

I’m eagerly waiting Billy’s follow-up piece about how PSG buying Neymar was a plot organized by Real Madrid to secure their dominance in La Liga for years to come.

Let’s see.

Hardly their only propaganda arm...

It wasn’t dirty money anymore once Barcelona got hold of it, silly. Their divine purity washed it clean of the sins of it’s creation, before stuffing it into a truck and sending it to the Rheinland to buy a 20 year old man from his employers. Haven’t you been reading Billy’s articles?

Billy’s really been sipping the haterade for PSG ever since they took a player from his beloved Barça.

I wake up at five am to a million calls from my wife, who is screaming and has decided that I must be being unfaithful “Staying at another woman’s home.” For the next week, she won’t even speak to me, until she finally says “You just never took me camping enough,” and “I’ve found somewhere else to live,” and proceeds…

I mean, when someone else loves the same sport you love but happens to have been born in a different part of the country, you have no choice but to physically assault one another.