Enough already! Gah. This is torture. Please write about anything else. We’ll read it - I promise.
Billy Haisley will not stop typing words until Colin Kaepernick is signed by Barcelona.
As a casual tennis fan, I was completely fascinated with that match last night. My roommate had some friends over, and they all came out to the living room to watch the 5th set. I called my dad around then too, and he changed from the baseball game over to the match. It was all incredibly compelling, even to people…
It takes a lot to win a share of crowd loyalty in Arthur Ashe Stadium in New York City in the year of the…
Many studies confirm that porn is addicting and that it contributes to abusive behavior. Providing that information for your team hardly seems like a mandate of how they ought to live. He was asked what type of educative information has been given to the team and he gave an honest answer.
My favorite was:
Did Aaron Rodgers die?
Mark Davis looks like he just saw Charlize Theron steal his concubines and truck full of breast milk.
Unrelated: Tom Llamas also gets out of the shower to pee.
Tom Llamas drives 55 mph, even when passing a truck.
The Raiders. It’s all been kid stuff until now. From WYTS 2014, I present my favorite series entry of all time:
Tom Llamas reported his mother to the store manager for having nine items in the “8 items or less” check out line.
Tom Llamas will write you up for printing your concert tickets from your office printer because it’s stealing company property.
Tom Llamas is OK with drawing a walk in beer league softball.
Tom Llamas repeatedly beats young children at board games; says it builds character.
Tom Llamas calls 3 second violations in pick up basketball games.
Kate is pretty cute. Rooney got more distinctive features and a weird-ass name.
Yeah, that’s not happening.